glitteringforest

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

taylsthetrap:

I found a article link for this but not the exact article,
Former Maine police officer to be sentenced on 14 felony charges - Slate Report
CALAIS (BDN) – A former police officer who was arrested for dealing drugs less than a week after he retired from the Calais Police Departmen
Slate Report

funnytwittertweets:

markodragic:

massive shoutout to that guy who threw eggs at the king today and shouted “this country was built on the blood of slaves”
I only see 1 king in this picture

amalasdraws:

Elon Musk pissed in the blue checkmark pit

somecunttookmyurl:

feminescu:
i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

sassyresacon1990:

I’m sorry but has everyone seen the description for the tumblr app on the App Store?
Staff really are out there on the front lines of the Great Twitter Migration